Saturday, May 03, 2008

Curse Repository

This is repository of all sorts of Curses. You never know when you'll need a good curse.

May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your genitalia!
May a trolley car run through your small intestine!
May you live in interesting times!
May you come to the notice of powerful people!
May the demoness Lamashtu close up your wives!
May boil imps bite you!
May you drown and search the world forever for an earthen grave!
May Scorpions fill your armpits!
May the Hoary host rain calumny upon you!
May bugs,bats,and beetles light on you!
May your woman have curses on her lips,daggers in her eyes and bitter gall in her heart.
May you have blood on your hands and the thousand curses of Allah on your back.
May you walk the earth and leave no trace!
May rabid devil monkeys plaugue your town!
May you inherit a house with a thousand halls, and along each hall a thousand doors, and behind each door a room with a thousand beds. And may a thousand fleas, each with a thousand teeth, chase you from bed to bed to bed....
May you find yourself on a plane, in a holding pattern over Cleveland for four hours, stuck in a seat between Al Sharpton and Rush Limbaugh!
May you take your father's place as Satan's sex slave!
May tiny gnomes eat away at every hair on your body including the little hairs in your intestines. (sent in by Nikki)
May an army of penguins chew at your toes. (sent in by Nikki)
May chickens raid your home and crap on your furniture and donate your legs to KFC. (sent in by Nikki)
May satanic donkeys with oral herpes and gingivitis and a sulfuric acid saliva chew out your eyes (sent in by Nikki)


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