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World of Darkness Light Bulb jokes

This one deserves a bit of explanation. I have a character named Carter Wonderful who is a Bone Gnawer Ragabash. early in the creation process, I decided that one of his less endearing habits was his complete inability to take anything seriously. His favorite thing was Light bulb jokes and it became a running gag throughout the game. These are the best ones I could come up with.

Q: How many Cultists of Ecstasy does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:All of them,Cultists will screw anything.



Q: How many Toreador does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sixty; Four to manipulate a caitiff into doing the real work and then steal all the credit, Six, to argue over what color the light bulb should have been, and the other forty to stand around and mutter "I could've done that."



Q: How many Silver Fangs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four; one to screw it in and the other three to organize the press conference.


Q: How many Malkavians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. But good luck finding pampers that small.


Q: How many Black Furies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: "Hey ! That's not Funny !"

Q: O.K. How many Black Furies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six; one to change it and five to say how much better she did it than any man.


Q: How many Children of Gaia does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: "You're missing the point... The light bulb has to want to change itself!"



Q: How many Arcanum Members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four; one to change the bulb, and the rest to buck for tenure on the basis of shared research.


Q: How many Ventrue does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: four; one to change the bulb, one to steal the credit,one to be the scapegoat if things go badly wrong, and one to find a reason to execute the anarchs.


Q: How many Syndicate Mages does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, one to leverage a buyout of G.E....

Q: How many Virtual Adepts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, That's a hardware problem.


Q: How many Marauders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:Fish!


Q: One.
A:How many Zigg'Raug'lurr does it take to change a bulb.


Q: How many Verbena does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:(see the Cult of Ecstasy joke.)


Q:How many Celestial Chorus mages does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, Chorus mages are uncomfortable doing anything involving screwing.


Q: Ok smartass,How many Celestial Chorus mages does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Chorus mages are uncomfortable doing anything involving Change.


Q: How many Sons of Ether does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 8...It's a big bulb